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Friday, May 05, 2006

Funny SMS

The dog which acted in Hutch ads died this morning. So hutch is planning 2 introduce a monkey instead. Hurry up send your recent color Photo. *When God opened the window of the Heaven, He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said: Please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!"
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Asardar enters the shop and shouts.. "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shop Keeper:
"Iske saath koi gift nahi hai bhai saab.." Sardar: "ore, ispe likha hai cholestral free.."

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